AnHeC (I'm too fucking busy and vice versa)

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Hi! My name is Anna, "You'd really like me if you got to know me. I've known me for years and I love me."



It took me a while to realize that in fact I love ALL BOOKS. I'm global-book-sexual


A fair warning - "I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic hatreds." - George Carlin

Oh, and English isn't my first language. At times I'm aggressively inarticulate. My grammar took a tumble down the stairs and then overdosed on YA/NA/UF/PR... So yeah. It's traumatized. All over the place. Damaged beyond repair. Sometimes at night I hear it whimpering in the corner (and then I beat it into submission with some new 'best-selling novel'). Scared yet? I cuss a lot too! That delightful tendency stems from constant frustration with my inability to properly convey my already hectic thoughts, and an occasional FUCK does wonders for all kinds of tension (if you know what I mean).

Feeling offended by something I said? Well... I’m sorry if I behaved in a way that made you feel I should apologize. I recognize your right to interpret. You are entitled to get everything wrong.If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass. Didn’t give a fuck yesterday, don’t give a fuck today, and in all honesty I probably won’t give a fuck tomorrow either.

I’m too fucking busy and vice versa.

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